UKAT 2002-2003 NQT
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Michigan MLK Memorial 2003, Team "Gigantic Sea Scorpions"
| Player |
Games |
Power Tossups |
Tossups |
Interrupts |
TU/I |
Total Pts. |
| Kelly |
11 |
-- |
65 |
22 |
2.95 |
540 |
| Robert |
11 |
-- |
40 |
7 |
5.71 |
365 |
| Seth |
11 |
-- |
32 |
9 |
3.56 |
275 |
| Nate |
11 |
-- |
4 |
1 |
4.00 |
35 |
NOTE: The absence of posted statistics has compelled us to rely on those stats kept by our
membership. These statistics account only for the eleven rounds of bracketed round robin play
and not the three rounds of grouped play that followed. These will be revised if official
statistics are ever released.
With Nate filling the fourth chair, the Gigantic Sea Scorpions (taken from an almanac's
description of the characteristic fauna of the Lower Silurian Period, which we for some stupid
reason found hysterically funny when we first saw it) made a jaunt to a very cold Ann Arbor
and competed in the annual MLK, managing to subject all opponents to our sting during the
first six rounds before stopping to eat. Unfortunately, we countinued to eat it in the next
several rounds, with our quality of play gradually progressing from a downward spiral to a
headlong freefall as we renewed our deep-seated, firmly-held commitment to sucking; finally we
took it in our now quite barbless tail at the hands of Chicago A, who matched their excellent
play to our miserable performance and effected our utter ruin (congratulations to them). On
the other hand, we had a pretty good time until the loss, and the questions seemed good;
besides, we evaded a massive five-car pileup en route back to Lexington, so there you have it.
NQT Midsouth Sectional, Team "Nekkid Po-lice" (don't ask; really)
| Player |
Games |
Power Tossups |
Tossups |
Interrupts |
TU/I |
Total Pts. |
| Chad |
12 |
1 |
42 |
15 |
2.87 |
360 |
| Manker |
12 |
3 |
33 |
14 |
2.57 |
305 |
| Will |
12 |
2 |
19 |
3 |
7.00 |
205 |
Given its overall ineptitude at and dissastisfaction with NQT, the UKAT's elders
finally decided to stop being crashing hypocrites and skipped this year's sectionals, sending
instead three of our talented Division II players to compete instead and soak up some valuable
experience. The team did not do too poorly, with its 8-4 record enough to garner a third place
finish (it has been suggested that a stonger grasp on the Humanities and a decrease in Trash
might have resulted in victory; c'est la guerre) and Chad's 30 ppg performance enough
to merit an individual award for his very first tournament performance.