UKAT 2000-2001 ACF

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University of Michigan Kleist Memorial 2000, Team A
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Kelly 8 42 7 6.00 48.13
Seth 8 21 3 7.00 25.63
Robert 8 15 3 3.00 16.88


University of Michigan Kleist Memorial 2000, Team B
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Neal 8 10 4 2.50 10.00
Thomas 8 6 3 2.00 5.63
Kim 8 4 1 4.00 4.38
Steven G. 8 3 0 -- 3.75

Because, due to a tactical mishap, directions to the tournament site had been left in Lexington, the UKAT found itself wandering through Ann Arbor on the morning of the tournament, upset and directionless. This would prove prophetic for how the team would do in actual tournament play: after wandering around confused and aimless (victimized by packets whose questions were barely canonical and unusually distributed), the "A" team finished third, and the "B" team finished second. Not the most auspicious start of starts to the year, sad to say: highlights (there were a few) include the "A" team's handily beating eventual tournament victor Michigan and "getting to know you" sessions in the cars; lowlights include the "Hot Thomas" (don't ask).
NOTE: the official tournament stats were not released by Michigan; the above are culled from stats kept by team members. They are subject to slight changes if we notice any obvious mistakes.



Chattanooga Center of the Known Universe III, Team A
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Kelly 11 74 18 4.11 59.09
Robert 11 51 6 8.50 43.64


Chattanooga Center of the Known Universe III, Team B
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Seth 11 74 11 6.72 62.27
Neal 11 19 1 19.00 16.82


Chattanooga Center of the Known Universe III, Team C
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Thomas 11 56 9 6.22 46.82
Steven R. 11 23 1 23.00 20.45
Christopher 11 23 8 2.88 17.27
Kim 11 15 0 -- 13.64

The easy but mostly well-written questions supplied by Steinhice and crew provided the UKAT the opportunity to field three teams for this event, of which far and away the most successful was the Division II "C" team, which, quarterbacked by Thomas Reimel (aided by Kim, Steven Richardson, and Christopher), won the Division II title. The "A" team of Kelly and Bob finished third after a shootout victory over South Carolina, while the "B" team of Neal and Seth, while not faring nearly so well (8th place) still manged to have fun. Highlights include the excellent conversations in Neal's battleship, tournament All-Stars secured by Seth, Kelly, Thomas, and Robert (who appeared in that order in the stats), the excellent play of the Div. II team, and the "idiot" comment; lowlights include the Mandlebrotastic spelling packet (B team), a loss to Georgia because of misidentification of futurism (A team), and the knowledge that the by staying together, the full-strength Division I squad probably would have won the tournament.



Washington University St. Louis Open II, Team A, "Youngstown Sheet and Tube Company"
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Kelly 12 67 14 4.79 50.00
Seth 12 44 4 11.00 35.00
Robert 12 28 8 3.50 20.00
Neal 12 10 3 3.33 7.08


Washington University St. Louis Open II, Team B, "The Other"
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Thomas 12 30 5 6.00 22.92
Steven R. 12 17 2 8.50 13.33
Kim 12 9 1 9.00 7.08
Elizabeth 12 1 0 -- 0.83

After a trying week, the UKAT eagerly anticipated playing on excellent, well-written questions written by Roger Bhan and were not disappointed; the Youngstown Sheet and Tube Company (whose name was submitted by Kelly as the "Youngstown Sheet and Siding Company";
just wrong) cruised to a perfect 12-0 record and defeated Illinois in overtime to capture the win, while the Division II team acquitted itself nobly as well, taking the Div. II title. Highlights include irritating everyone by endless quotation of Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy!, All-Stars for Kelly and Seth (due to an enlightened decision on Roger's part to award 8; Kelly was fourth and Seth seventh, respectively), Nathan Freeburg's TU/I (less than two), and the "Usual Suspects" bonus which might well have given us the victory; Lowlights include an apparently psychotic episode on the part of one of the Division II team members and one less-than-splendid moderator.
NOTE: Washington University has not yet released its official stats from the tournament; the above were taken from the stat sheet posted on the wall and swiped, as is his custom, by Seth. They are subject to slight changes if we notice any obvious mistakes.

After the conclusion of the SLO, Kelly and Seth stayed at Washington University to compete in the TADD Bowl singles tournament, where, from a field of sixteen, Kelly finished second and Seth third, respectively.

The Washington University tournaments were excellent, both in questions written and the actual running of the events. Our congratulations and thanks go out to them.



ACF Midsouth Regionals at Tennessee-Chattanooga
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Kelly 10 65 16 4.06 57.00
Seth 10 37 7 5.29 33.50
Robert 10 25 4 6.25 23.00
Neal 10 8 3 2.67 6.50

Since 1997-8, the first full season of the current incarnation of the UKAT, the team has managed to find nothing but near-misses and frustration at ACF Regionals, coming in third in 1998 (despite being the only team to defeat eventual tournament champions Georgia Tech), second in 1999 (despite defeating tournament winner South Carolina, against whom a lack of packets prevented a playoff game), and third in 1999 (due to weird bracketing and bad luck). Even more heart-breaking has been its luck at UTC events: second at COTKU 1998, second at MoonPie 1999, second at COTKU 1999, and third at COTKU 2000. So when the team lost to Vanderbilt by five points in the round-robin of Regionals 2001 (due to a ridiculous lack of prompting on a Dubliners tossup, which earned Kelly a -5 with "Clay" even though that story was part of Dubliners and the clues pointed right to it), the double curse of Regionals and Chattanooga seemed sure to result in a second place finish again. However, due to a round-robin defeat of its own, Vanderbilt and the team had tied and went to fist it out in a playoff in which Vanderbilt's one game advantage proved no match for Kelly's magnificent play and the team's excellent bonus conversion, and when the dust settled the UKAT at last found itself ACF Regionals champion.

Other highlights pale in comparison to this long-overdue accomplishment, but some of them include: Kelly's second place all-star; the team's average of 390 points per game; two 500 point games; and the Loverman; lowlights include the "Clay" hose; the dreadful Wangfest against one of UTC's teams; the absence of Adam Humphries; Neal's speeding ticket on the return trip through Knoxville; and Mase. None of these servied to harsh too much the buzz of the win, however.



Sword Bowl at UT-Chattanooga
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Thomas 11 63 7 9.00 54.09
Steven R. 11 61 4 15.25 53.63

Some unusual cimcumstances led to the UKAT fielding only a two-man team for this year's Sword Bowl at UT-Chattanooga. Thomas and Steven made this a one-day round trip, either driving or playing in the tournament for approximately 24 continuous hours. They performed wonderfully; dig the balance in scoring and the fantastic tossup-to-interrupt ratios. They captured second place overall, dominating most of their competitors. Neither player has contributed a customary post-tournament write-up and summary; look for that to replace this paragraph soon. Congratulations, guys.



Wildcat Invitational at the University of Kentucky
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Seth 8 79 3 26.33 96.88

Playing as a one-man team to provide participants with more games, Seth had doubts about how well he'd do in such a competitive field, but after practicing on the first packet during his bye round and answering all twenty of the tossups in it, he had a good idea that he'd have fun on Kelly's questions. Nor was he disappointed; playing on what were easily the best questions of the year, Seth ended the round-robin in fourth place, a position he would retain after the playoffs, and led the field in scoring with 96.88 points per game. There are simply too many highlights to mention here, but a few of them include: defeating Michigan in the All-Star game; pulling off a black magic victory over Illinois with his wife looking on (albeit while distractedly reading the newspaper); and leading the field (after the round robin) in Tossup-to-interrupt with a ratio of 26.33 (Note: The statistics mentioned in the write-up and in the table above are all derived from the round-robin; both PPG and TU/I ratio would be diminished after the playoffs). Lowlights (to the extent that there were any) include the presence of a certain someone; the lapse in concentration in the Michigan playoff game; and losing four games and winning one on the last tossup.

In all aspects, the Wildcat Invitational was a complete triumph, and Kelly deserves all the praise he has accrued and more for his excellent packets. Congratulations also to Michigan for their commanding play, easily towering over the rest of the field.



ACF Nationals at Michigan
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Kelly 11 60 16 3.75 47.27
Seth 11 28 3 9.33 24.09
Robert 11 24 6 4.00 19.09
Thomas 11 6 2 3.00 4.55

It might be just as well to be brief in the account of this year’s Nationals; there was much that was not to the team’s liking in terms of content of the packets and especially in logistics of the tournament, but ranting and raving about it does little to make things better, and it would probably serve everyone best merely to remember the lessons learned, but put the sour times behind us. The team itself finished fourth overall, and Kelly’s performance earned him a second-place All-Star award; official statistics will follow when -ha ha- if they are made available.



Moon Pie Classic at Tennessee-Chattanooga
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Kelly 10 51 13 3.92 44.50
Robert 10 42 9 4.67 37.50
Seth 10 29 3 9.67 27.50
Steven R. 10 6 2 3.00 5.00

In the season's final outing the team, represented by Kelly, Robert, Seth, and Richardson made the trip to Chattanooga and played on questions that were somewhat disappointingly easy and trash-filled against a field that was decidedly not the strongest that could have been drawn from the region (missing were such standouts as Vanderbilt, Florida Atlantic, and Florida, as well as Adam and Martin from South Carolina). The principal highlight of the trip was the win, secured by going unbeaten throughout the tournament, while others include All-Stars for Kelly and Robert, an excellent raiding expedition at the
god-damned bookstore, hanging out with Washington St. Louis, and the Northwestern game, in which we scored 605 points; lowlights include missing the grail in the aforementioned game (on a neg by Seth, of all people!), not getting to say goodbye to Adam and Martin, and having to say goodbye to Ken from Washington and Victoria from Georgia, who are moving on. Thanks to all of you for making our experiences with you so enjoyable.