UKAT Summer 2003

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North Avenue Trade School Summer Open I (NATSSO I) at Georgia Tech, Team "Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist 18 Wheeler"
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Kelly 7 68 9 7.56 90.71
Robert 7 25 5 5.00 32.14


North Avenue Trade School Summer Open I (NATSSO I) at Georgia Tech, Team "Flower 'n' Jüde"
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Seth 7 56 6 9.33 75.71
Rose 7 13 1 13.00 17.86


Having enjoyed the ACF goodness from our friends at Tech in January, two summer teams - "Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist 18 Wheeler" (inspired by a great list of band names), consisting of Kelly and Robert, and "Flower 'n' Jüde", consisting of Seth and honorary team member Rose (see, it's a pun based on "Flowering Judas" based on the fact that she has the name of a flower and he's Jewish; get it, get it?) travelled to Atlanta again to play on what were on the whole good questions, with the exception of one gruesome packet and a suboptimal number of repeats. There, Kelly and Robert finished the day with the win over "Giovanni Deformata" (a Raj and Valencia CC team named for Nwajwa's second most-famous novel after The Palm Frond), while Seth and Rose finished 5-5 and had a good time doing it. Other highlights include the really high-class competitors (including the great Jim Dendy, Jason King, and Mike Musgrove), 1st and 2nd place individual scoring awards to Kelly and Seth, and the best game of Seth's career (15-0) on Kelly's packet; lowlights (save the aforementioned clunker of a packet and the repeats) include one really awful reader and Robert's narrow miss of an individual award. All in all, this tournament was great, smooth-tasting mellow ACF, and its detractors can bugger off.



Moc Masters II at UT-Chattanooga, Team "I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt, and My Butt Smells, and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt"
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Kelly 6 69 11 6.27 105.83


Moc Masters II at UT-Chattanooga, Team "Haterade"
Player Games Tossups Interrupts TU/I PPG
Seth 6 46 1 46.00 75.83
Robert 6 25 5 5.00 37.50
Rose 6 11 4 2.75 15.00


After the triumph of the Chicago Open the crew from Georgia Tech tournament reunited, shuffled team compostion a bit, and fielded two teams for UTC's "Moc Masters." Kelly, playing solo under a team name of a phrase uttered by Moe on The Simpsons, which for some stupid reason he thought was hilarious, beat out "Haterade" (Seth, Robert [alias Bertie this time around] & Rose, and named for a faux-advertisement from Doggy Fizzle Televizzle) by five points to win the abbreviated tournament without a loss, defending his title on questions which were certainly accessible and easy but were laden with repeats; oh, well. Highlights include generous All-Star awards (Kelly and Seth captured first and second place again, while Bertie and Rose also were decorated) and finding Rose's Dark Chocolate G-Spot the night before; lowlights include the two packets with the most unanswered questions which came from - you guessed it - Seth and Kelly.

So, a really enjoyable summer which actually seems to have brought some glory to the team (it should be noted that - counting the Singles tournament - Kelly played the lead or only role in four tournament victories this summer, winning every event in which he played), not that anyone will give a damn. On to the fall...