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Maurine Williams
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| Year: |
I really shouldn't have to tell you this one |
| Major: |
Biology, but it's the crappiest major ever mostly
because I don't like the word "phloem" |
| Minor: |
The pickling of old fruits |
| Occupation: |
Keeper of Old People |
| Member Since: |
(right after I invented fire and extingished my mammoth
skin) Spring '04 (Nu Class) |
| Big: |
Katy ("my favorite lush") Hanger (Kappa Class)
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| Little: |
Bob Zuercher (Xi Class) (but he has
cooties and I don't have time for that
so I didn't hug him, but I love
him and will marry him even
without Amie or Daniel's consent) |
| Current officer Positions: |
N/A |
| Past Officer Positions: |
J-Board alternate but I didn't have to do anything,
thank God. |
| Committees: |
Pointed Hat committee, "I only wear left shoes"
committee, "I spell 'committee' with one 'm' because it has too many
f*ing letters" committee |
| Hobbies/Interests: |
Bowel movements -- you know like "should I really push
that hard?", Low flying planes, cacti, cracks in the pavement |
| Future Plans: |
Well tomorrow I will probably get up and go to class;
then come home, change, and go to the gym. Then I will shower and think
about doing homework. Then I will go to sleep. |
| Other Comments: |
"I'm not a crook" |
