The Life and Times of Tony

The Man

Our protagonist was born twenty-seven Novembers ago in the town of York, Pennsylvania. In those twenty-seven years, he's drank a few beers, and he's shifted a few gears. He's ate a lot of pasta, and he's listened to some rasta. He's done some stupid things, but they helped him spread his wings. He would tell you so much more, if you would open up the door. So send an e-mail to him, and he will fill you in. But don't expect it to rhyme.

Frankly his homepage has more important things to do than to fill up valuable space with a bunch of useless garbage. We're not really sure what those things are at this point, but we're fairly certain that we'll think of something by the time we get this page up and running. But, since you're here anyway, we'll begin to unlock the door to the mystery which bartenders and psychiatrists know simply as Tony. Suffice it to say that there are few things that Tony enjoys more than writing in the third person, and drinking a good beer while laughing with his friends. So, if you know these intimate details of our narrarator, then I guess you pretty much know Tony, the man.

The Politicologist

The budding academician you read about in this homepage was not born an insightful scholar, but gradually became the world's first Politicologist through years of wheeling up the ramp of knowledge. After graduating from York Catholic High School without honors in 1990, he quickly began the Westminster College experience. While majoring in Political Science, this young lad's mind began to be shaped by several of the college's other venues for intellectual growth: theology, philosophy, and beer. These four fields of study combined to force our protagonist to ask some essential questions about life, such as: What makes people think and act the way they do? Why is our society structured the way that it is? What path can we take to improve ourselves and our world? Finally, why do people eat rhubarb?

At this point, our sojourner did what had to be done. He continued his quest for knowlede by enrolling in the doctoral program in Political Science at the University of Kentucky. Here he studies political behavior and American politics alongside some of the greatest minds in the world, as well as Rick. Continuing along the path of wisdom, he also disseminates some of that knowledge by teaching several courses to undergraduates at the same institution for higher learning. Understanding that much of the aforementioned and highly glamorized autobiographical sketch may be considered by some to be merely self-edificing hogwash, the washer of the aforementioned hog has included a curriculum vitae so that you main gain further insight into Tony, the politicologist.

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